Not a music post today, but my other passion, les flicks. Here's the movie I've seen this year that has had the biggest impression on me: Tokyo Gore Police! DEFINITELY not safe for work...
When was the last time you watched a film and honestly, genuinely thought "I've never seen anything like this before!". Quickly followed by the thought "Holy shit!! Wtf did she just do to his head?!" Well, friends and fellow thrill-seekers, TGP is the film for you. It features pretty Japanese ladies chopping seven shades of shit out of each other, disgusting bodily mutations that transform into deadly weapons, turbo powered fountains of gore, extremely deviant sex, drug abuse, amputee warriors and a penis-cannon. Yes, a PENIS-CANNON. And if you think turning a penis into a cannon is bad enough here's what happens to a woman's lady bits:
It's made by some of the same people behind the Machine Girl film, and even though I haven't seen all of Machine Girl, I'd hazard a guess that TGP is waaay more out there. Interspersed among the action scenes are fake commercials for near future entertainments, รก la Robocop, but even more extreme. Here's one, for the hip new self-harm implement "Wrist Cutter G":
If you watched that you can see what I'm talking about. And here's the trailer for the film itself, which in no way prepares you for the actual content.
This is the site where we found Tokyo Gore Police being streamed, after being tipped off to the wiggyness by Kepa:
http://asian-horror-movies.com/
There's an excellent selection, and you can donate on the sidebar to keep the site going. Also, I would recommend watching the films in Japanese with English subtitles, as some of the English dubs I have seen of Tokyo Gore Police miss out all the jokes (it is a pretty damn funny film, in a pitch black way).
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